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Daily Joke: The best kind of patient to operate on

Five Australian surgeons from the big cities are discussing which kind of person makes the best patient to operate on. The first surgeon, a woman from Brisbane, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, …

Comics (May 8, 2025)

Nahaharap ngayon sa iba’t ibang kasong ­kriminal si Davao City First District Representative Paolo “Pulong” Z. Duterte kabilang ang human trafficking, attempted murder, grave threats, at physical injuries, matapos magsampa ng reklamo ang isang negosyante …

Storm brings hail, humor, and a lightning show to Coastal Bend

JIM WELLS COUNTY, Texas — A fast-moving storm swept across the Coastal Bend late Monday night, lighting up the sky with frequent lightning and dropping hailstones nearly two inches wide in several areas. Photos shared by residents from Orange Grove to Lake …

Humor Therapy — Lockdowns Bringing Me Down

The COVID-19 lockdowns have been worthless. We’ve been shutdown for months, and more people than ever are sick. The virus is like, “You really think you can hide from me? Do you know who I am? I’m the virus, dammit, and I’ll find you wherever you are. You’ …

10 things to do - including a fun show with an important environmental message

Theatre, comedy, music, a Dr Who-themed exhibition and the annual Spalding flower parade to look forward to this week. TRASHedy, Key Theatre, May 11 Two performers dive headfirst into the absurdity of our consumer-driven world, unearthing the tangled roots …

King jokes with workers during visit to London’s super sewer

"Who are you getting flowers for besides me?": La La Anthony jokes with son Kiyan Anthony during his heartfelt Mother's ...

La La Anthony, mother of the Syracuse Orange signee Kiyan Anthony and former wife of the 10-time NBA All-Star Carmelo Anthony, uploaded a promotional video on her Instagram account on Wednesday. It was for the online food ordering and delivery company …

Chelsea's sly dig, a bizarre joke from Patrice Evra and even Ryanair having a pop... how Arsenal were brutally mocked ...

Arsenal suffered Champions League elimination against PSG in semi-finals Gunners were mercilessly mocked online to rub salt in the wounds   LISTEN NOW: It's All Kicking Off! Arsenal need to sign players for the here and now to win the Premier League... …

Single mom joke backfires: Christian Sia disqualification a ‘landmark victory for women’ – Gabriela

By Billy Begas Gabriela party-list Rep. Arlene Brosas lauded the Commission on Elections (Comelec) Second Division’s decision to disqualify Pasig congressional bet, Atty. Christian Sia from running in the May 12 elections over his lewd remarks during the …

Zack Snyder Cameos on The Studio, Cracks Justice League Snyder Cut Joke

The Studio has featured a veritable Justice League of superstar cameos. Directors Martin Scorsese (Flowers of the Killer Moon), Ron Howard (A Beautiful Mind), Olivia Wilde (Don’t Worry Darling), Parker Finn (Smile), and Nicholas Stoller (Neighbors) are …

Punch jokes about TDE co-president Anthony "Moosa" Tiffith Jr. fetching umbrellas for Doechii, alluding to her Met Gala ...

Doechii made her Met Gala debut this year, and it was not short of controversy, given that a video of the singer snapping at her team at The Mark Hotel went viral. The presence of photographers trying to capture her look before she hit the carpet seemed to …

Can't Get Tomatoes Or Avocados Because Of Tariffs? Mark Cuban Jokes That Twinkies And Ho-Hos Made In US Bakeries Are The ...

Mark Cuban took a jab at the potential economic fallout from President Donald Trump's aggressive trade policy this week with a sarcastic solution to tariff-driven food shortages: replace fresh produce with processed snacks. “Any company that can …

Fans react to embellishment call on Panthers’ Rodrigues: ‘What a joke’

In the second period of Wednesday's game, Panthers forward Evan Rodrigues was sent face-first into the boards after a big hit from behind by Maple Leafs forward Scott Laughton. Laughton received a four-minute penalty for roughing, but wasn't the …

Something fishy and fun in Long Beach May 10

We hope contestants have luck like this fisher. The 22nd annual Long Beach Surf Perch Derby, sponsored by the Peninsula Lions Cub, will take place in Long Beach May 10. Luke Whittaker Surf perch fishing is a common activity on Washington’s Long Beach …

Fun facts about Mother's Day

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Deadly fun at Dog-Eared Books Death Cafe

Have questions about death? Find the afterlife interesting? Join the death cafe at Dog-Eared Books on the first Tuesday of each month.  Bailey Sterk, a manager at Dog-Eared Books, explained the group as anything people want it to be.  “It’s very open-ended …

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Family fun meets fitness: Don’t miss IPS’s Health and Fitness Festival

Indianapolis Public Schools (IPS) is set to host its annual Health and Fitness Festival from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Saturday, May 10, at Northwest Middle School, 5525 W. 34th St.   This free, family-friendly event, organized by the IPS Family Academy, aims …

STRATEGIC TRANSFORMATION ADVISORS Inc LAUNCHES xformSCM & xformCube - Warehouse Slotting, Design & Dimensioning Software

Advanced Software for Slotting, Warehouse Design & Augmented Reality Dimensioning — Cut Labor Costs by 30%, Boost Efficiency 50%, Maximize Space SCOTTSDALE, AZ, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Strategic Transformation …

Pips On La Brea Celebrates 15 Years as a Beloved LA Jazz & Dining Landmark

Celebrating 15 years of soulful cuisine, live jazz, and community roots at LA’s beloved Black-owned neighborhood gem, Pips On La Brea LOS ANGELES, CA, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- One of Los Angeles’ most iconic soul and jazz …

GRANDE INAUGURAÇÃO: ADEGA GAUCHA TRAZ A EXCELÊNCIA DA CULINÁRIA BRASILEIRA PARA DEERFIELD BEACH

O Sul da Flórida dá as boas-vindas à Adega Gaúcha: um novo capítulo na excelência culinária brasileira DEERFIELD BEACH, FL, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- O Adega Gaucha Brazilian Steakhouse comemorou a inauguração de sua …

Krishnan Suthanthiran, President/Founder TeamBest Global, to Host Major Press Conference in New Delhi on May 17, 2025

Announcing New Initiatives in Health, Innovation, and Global Indian Engagement WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Dr. Krishnan Suthanthiran, President and Founder of TeamBest Global Companies and the Best Cure …

Vibrant Occasions Honored as Best of Catering and Best Place to Work Finalist

Vibrant Occasions named finalist in AY Magazine's "Best of Catering" & "Best Place to Work" categories, highlighting culinary excellence and workplace culture. BENTON, AR, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ …

IVICA MAX KRIZMANIĆ, GENERAL MANAGER OF THE ESPLANADE ZAGREB HOTEL, ELECTED EHMA EUROPEAN HOTEL MANAGER OF THE YEAR 2025

WARSAW, POLAND, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The European Hotel Managers Association (EHMA) has honoured Ivica Max Krizmanić, General Manager of the iconic Esplanade Zagreb Hotel, with the prestigious title of “European Hotel Manager of the …

Expana Completes Forecasts for Urner Barry Price Benchmarks and Launches Groundbreaking New Platform

Expana launches forecasts for Urner Barry benchmarks, enhancing its agrifood market intelligence platform with over 1,100 transparent price forecasts. LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Expana, the global leader in …

Ken Schneider Named to Prestigious 'The Circle' as One of Global Travel Collection's 2025 Top Producers:

LOS ANGELES, CA, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Global Travel Collection (GTC), the world's leading community of luxury travel brands, is proud to announce that Ken Schneider of ALTOUR Los Angeles has been named one of its …

David Dobrik, Digital Megastar, Evolves His Pizza Empire Into The Snack Space With The Original DOUGHBRIK’S Wavers

Bonafide pizza connoisseur David Dobrik Introduces The Original DOUGHBRIK’S Snacks "Wavers" with Tastemaker Food’s co-founders Adam Cohen and Jerry Bello LOS ANGELES, CA, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- For Immediate …

BPX Integrates AI and Process Mining to Make Business Workflows Smarter and Faster

BPX leads in using AI and process mining to automate workflows, boost efficiency, cut bottlenecks, and speed up decisions. PUNE, MAHARASHTRA, INDIA, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Business Process Xperts (BPX) takes the lead in leveraging AI …

Chefs Ryan Rondeno and Rae Hairston Announce Exclusive Private Dining Experience in Los Angeles for Mother’s Day

LOS ANGELES , CA, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- In a city where luxury is the lifestyle and culinary artistry is currency, Chef Ryan Rondeno and Chef Rena “Rae” Hairston are delivering their own unforgettable, bespoke private …

Local Security Team Provides Much-Needed Personal Security Across NYC and Long Island All Year Round

MRG Security fills in missing seasonal gaps for discreet protection that everyone from celebrities to politicians to corporate executives require. EAST HAMPTON , NY, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Major crime may have dropped in NYC …

Hidden Foods Co. Expands Retail Presence into Northern California and Washington State

Hidden Foods is bringing Nutritious, Flavorful Products to More Families Across the West Coast ENCINITAS, CA, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Hidden Foods Co., the fast-growing brand known for its flavorful, nutrient-rich pancake mixes …

DMC Biotechnologies Expands Ingredient Portfolio with Fermented Myo-Inositol

Company introduces cleaner, more sustainable ingredient to support the growing demand for bio-based alternatives in the nutrition industry BOULDER, CO, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- DMC Biotechnologies, a U.S.-based …

Perkins Griddle and Go Sells Out Ocean County, New Jersey with Multi-Unit Agreement

Lisa Dalton and Anthony Degrande expand their development commitment for a new QSR concept with the rapidly growing breakfast franchise OCEANPORT, NJ, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Perkins Griddle & Go, Lisa Dalton and …

DIELINE Awards Announces 2025 Winners, Celebrates the Very Best in Consumer Packaging

Now in its 16th year, DIELINE Awards, one of the world's largest global packaging design competitions, announced its 2025 winners at Luxe Pack NYC. NEW YORK CITY, NY, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Today, DIELINE announced …

Passion Flower Extract Market to Reach USD 3.9 Billion by 2035 Amid Rising Demand for Natural Remedies | FMI

The Passion Flower Extract market is witnessing steady growth, driven by rising consumer interest in natural remedies for stress, anxiety, and sleep disorders. NEWARK, DE, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The global passion …

Giddy Yo Champions Allergy Awareness Month with Organic, Allergen-Free Dark Chocolate & Superfoods

Giddy Yo celebrates #AllergyAwarenessMonth with organic, allergen-free dark chocolate & superfoods—safe, delicious & nourishing for all. ORANGEVILLE, ONTARIO, CANADA, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- As Allergy Awareness Month kicks off …

AB Global Appoints Marci Williamson as Corporate Controller to Drive Strategic Financial Growth

AB Global is proud to announce the appointment of Marci Williamson as Corporate Controller ST. PETERSBURG, FL, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- AB Global is proud to announce the appointment of Marci Williamson as Corporate …

Beverage Processing Polymers Market Set to Reach USD 1,501.3 Million by 2035 Amid Rising Demand for Sustainable Solution

The Beverage Processing Polymers market is witnessing growth driven by rising demand for durable, safe, and efficient materials in beverage manufacturing NEWARK, DE, UNITED STATES, May 7, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The global Beverage Processing …